Take a Break..Laugh...........

 Today iam sharing something which will make you laugh

This is Ultimate.... .. I bet u can't stop laughing. These are profiles taken from shaadi.com these are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart.

 
Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this..

Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident
or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

(Truly yours)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
........hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my
luck. now i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? What the hell...)
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
Infact she doesn't know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of 'ok'. The person is
Suffering from 'Ok-syndrome' )
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(Height of desperation! )
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted ....

(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit's????? ?? Is there
anything like that.)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she
may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr
as in KSBKBT......

(Ok I haven't seen these soaps/serials but I am sure he must be demanding too
much,ain't he?)
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she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have
one brother and one sister. she should be educated.

(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
iam doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.
IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful.
but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that
Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.

(Complete Man )

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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)

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to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable

(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
bride.I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will
get one soon.)

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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because girl is the maharani.

(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
paying salary at present.

(Any takers again?)
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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.

(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)



So how was those friends....Will be back again with such stuffs..keep waiting

Quotes to Remember

Sorry Friends...Was unable to be here for the past few days...got busy with few things..Back again now..

Toady i will give some quotes which will be useful in ur life ..go through it..

1. Time is Time and Money is Money.

      Utilise Time as its Precious as Money and Save Money as       Precious as Time.

         

NB:Hard part here is that we people often do the Opposite isint it??

 2. If People talk Negatively about you ,,, Live in such a way that no one will believe them.

NB:Fact is that we people too wil speak reverse to those person nor wont try to prove them wrong.

3. No One is born Happy ,,but everyone is born with ability to create happiness.

NB:Plz Smile.....it wil reduce your worries as well as it will give happiness to others 

4.

 
NB: Read this Carefully,,,WE always do the Opposite..Correct it..Forget ur Past

so dats all for today friends,,will be back again with some new topic..till then bye.. 

                      

Love & Life

An artistic views towrads love and life

Hopes u wil get wat i meant from here...

Love___ Healer___

This is Wat today i want to share...Its raining much here ..feeling dizzy..see u guys later....

.....Story time....

Hi friends....

today actually iam not in a mood to write ..but well when i turned on d pc,,i just thought of scribble something..should do something greater good everyday na???

let me tell something which will be motivational for you friends...its a story,,which explains the way we often see things..Hopes going through this can change ur vision towrds life little bit..

There was a millionaire who was bothered by severe eye pain. He consulted so
many physicians and was getting his treatment done. He did not stop
consulting galaxy of medical experts; he consumed heavy loads of drugs and
underwent hundreds of injections.
But the ache persisted with great vigour than before. At last a monk who has
supposed to be an expert in treating such patients was called for by
the millionaire. The monk understood his problem and said that for
sometime he should concentrate only on green colours and not to fall his
eyes on any other colours. The millionaire got together a group of painters and purchased
barrels of green color and directed that every object his eye was likely to fall
to be painted in green colour just as the monk had
directed.
When the monk came to visit him after few days, the
millionaire' s servants ran with buckets of green paints and poured on him
since he was in red dress, lest their master not see any other colour and
his eye ache would come back.
Hearing this monk laughed said "If only you had purchased a pair of green
spectacles, worth just a few rupees, you could have saved these walls
and trees and pots and all other articles and also could have saved a large
share of his fortune.

You cannot paint the world green. Let us change our vision and the world
will appear accordingly.........

Bye for today friends,,will be back again

_____Healer _____

Well,today i thought of writing something about Relations..even ysterday i discuss about that with one of my friend...but when i opened the blog to write ,,wat came to my mind is something else..

go tru this....Hopes u wil get ..wat i meant to tell...



Two little teardrops were floating down the river of life. One drop said to the other, "I am the teardrop of a girl who loved a man and lost him." Who are you? "Well, I am the teardrop of the girl who won him."


Tears are bound to shed from your eyes no matter how you force yourself to keep them in. Most teardrops ever shed on this earth have been for love or lack of it. When tears dry, a silent loss sticks to your heart for a long, long time.

Well, that's what you get for caring so much about someone. But how can you regret it? To give yourself freely and lovingly is the most beautiful thing you can do. Loving makes you real. Loving also makes you cry. And that is why a teardrop is also BEAUTIFUL

Now something abt Friendship

You are surrounded by a lot of people daily, who claim to be your friends. You spend much time with them thinking of them as friends. But when it comes to help or advice they all seem to disappear, to evaporate suddenly after leaving you with a thousand made up excuses. You feel deceived and have no idea of what to do. Then a thought dawns on you that in your phone book there is still a number of an old friend of yours that you haven’t seen for years now. You know that if you call him and ask for help, he’ll wake up in the middle of the night, lean you all his money, give shelter even he has a family of six to keep. He helped you out in high school studies, provided term paper help, covered your back when you had some of your crazy affairs and never complained when he had been getting in trouble for his help. Being good in writing custom term papers he always seemed to fail his work to try his best to do your work. But there is also strange thing you remember; you didn’t really appreciate all his efforts to help you. They were so numerous that you started to take them for granted and didn’t even pay attention to what had been done for you. It was so weird to see that somebody was ready to help you out of willingness to make your life better, that it was hard to believe that it was so

Than it was an inseparable part of your friendship. If you are a friend you have to give, do, make and so on. Friendship turned into an exploitation of a person who cares about you. Meanwhile you continue to have fun and relax with others and leave all the difficult things on your friend’s hands. Than suddenly you’ve stopped communicating. After all these years of true friendship your friend disappeared and there was no sign of him for a long time. “Oh well, that wasn’t a big loss”, you think, and continue to live not even trying to find out what has happened. And now you are making a poor show every time you try to improve the situation. There is nobody beside you and you burst into curses, thinking about liars that surround you now. You dial a number of an old friend with shaking hand and pray for him to be there for you. You hear a familiar voice and start explaining, and ask to forgive at the same time. The situation goes back to normal. You feel that everything is going to be alright; your friend is coming to save the day. A minute later you sit in the kitchen drinking coffee and look in your friend’s wise worried eyes. At one moment you turn into a normal person from the idiot. Now you have your friend in your life again.

wil be back with more again

Art of Being Happy - are you waiting to be HAPPY?

First Of all

Tell yourself - that you really Want to be HAPPY
Don't wait for anyone else or anything else to come and grab you Happiness

Try to put a smile on your lips - even when You are stressed out or really getting anger on daily crazy things..

Power of smile - It is really something which charge you up - So decide that You want to be happy NOW

Don't say you cannot smile because something bad happened with you today ?
Even if you have a bad day - Smile

You see, quite often it’s the way you look at things (that is where the problem lies), but not the circumstances you find yourself in.
It’s like the saying goes, ‘Whether you think you can or you think you can’t; you’re right!’

If happiness is what you waiting for, then u could be in for a long ride.
Because the assumption here is that "happiness comes from outside of you." WRONG

There are obviously things that happen in your life that make you feel either happy or unhappy, But the fact is that these experiences come and they go.
The better equipped person will be who become at handling the events that cause you stress, the less impact it will have on your health and happiness.

"Inner Happiness"

Being happy is something which we can have all the time and can also share with others (sometimes even with strangers too)

Make yourself smile - never let a small of a smile to pass unnoticed - smile . smile and smile
If your life style is very hectic then do Practice each day , of being happy ,.... let your lips have that long stretch and see that lost shine of yours eyes will come back in seconds

"Smiling faces are always welcome and center of attraction"

Do smile

___The Art of Being Well____

It may sound unrealistic Or even false But it is the fact - Atleast After doing below mentioned points _ You will feel fine

so Here you go


If you don’t want to be ill...
...Speak your feelings.
Emotions and feelings that are hidden, repressed, end in illnesses as: gastritis, ulcer, lumbar pains, spinal.
With time, the repression of the feelings degenerates to the cancer.
Then, we go to a confidante, to share our intimacy, ours "secret", our errors! The dialogue, the speech, the word, is a powerful remedy and an excellent therapy!

If you don’t want to be ill...
...Make Decisions.
The undecided person remains in doubt, in anxiety, in anguish.
Indecision accumulates problems, worries and aggressions. Human history is made of decisions.
To decide is precisely to know to renounce, to know to lose advantages and values to win others. The undecided people are victims of gastric ailments, nervous pains and problems of the skin.

If you don’t want to be ill...
...Find Solutions.
Negative people do not find solutions and they enlarge problems. They prefer lamentation, gossip, pessimism.
It is better to light a match that to regret the darkness. A bee is small, but produces one of the sweetest things that exist. We are what we think. The negative thought generates negative energy that is transformed into illness.

If you don’t want to be ill...
...Don’t Live By Appearances.
Who hides reality, pretends, poses and always wants to give the impression of being well. He wants to be seen as perfect, easy-going, etc. But is accumulating tons of weight. A bronze statue with feet of clay. There is nothing worse for the health than to live on appearances and facades. These are people with a lot of varnish and little root. Their destiny is the pharmacy, the hospital and pain.

Art of Living - Know some simple points

In this fast life , we have almost messed up at everything ...

Though with all physical comforts - still sometimes our inside sounds with the dull notes

We are getting ill for being unsatisfied at many level at our daily life ...

Sometime I myself feel burden of small silly problems - which are not actually Problems at all


well - I got few points --- I am sharing it here in the next post...

It helped me ,hope it wil work for you too (have a look)